Life as it should be..

I received this text some time ago and just came across it again. It brightened up my day so I would like to share it with you at the start of yet another new week.

The cycle of life is all backwards.
You should die first; start out dead and get it out of the way!
Then, you wake up in an old people’s home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; you go and collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day!
You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink booze, you party, you enjoy your love life and you get ready for High School.
After having a blast, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a baby.
You then spend your last 9 months on earth floating peacefully within luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap and larger quarters with each day.
Finally, you finish off as an orgasm.

Enjoy and have a good laugh!
Wishing you a wonderful week!